Top Ten Signs You Might Be a 3-Day Walker

The signs are there. Are you a Susan G. Komen 3-Day® walker?

 

10. You refer to the break room at your office as Pit Stop 1. The vending machine is a Grab & Go.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk pit stop scooby doo

9. In your world, there are no stop lights, only stretching opportunities.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk street corner stretch

8. You go into a panic if you pedicurist tries to remove your hard-earned callouses.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk foot feet

7. You secretly wish you were awarded legacy pins for everyday milestones like paying your bills or doing the grocery shopping.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk legacy pins

6. You’ve mastered the skill of getting in and out of a port-a-potty in under 60 seconds without your skin ever touching any part of the structure.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk pit stop porta potty

5. You have no accurate concept of how far a mile is or how much 35 pounds is, but you know precisely how much mac n’ cheese or bacon you can pile on a paper plate before it buckles under the weight.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk breakfast

4. You have almost walked out of the house with your bright pink bra on the outside of your clothes. And you’re a man.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk man bra

3. The sound of a car horn causes you instinctively to wave your hands over your head.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk hands up

2. You’ve done this Google search: “where can I buy grahamwiches?”

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk grahamwiches pb&J graham

1. You know what this means, and why it means so much.

susan g. komen 3-day breast cancer walk survivor shoe salute

8 thoughts on “Top Ten Signs You Might Be a 3-Day Walker

  1. You find yourself stretching at EVERY intersection/red light you encounter, EVERY time you walk, whether it’s a training walk or not. Tough to explain to your co-workers, downtown, wearing high heels during a quick lunch break

  2. Pingback: Top Ten Signs You Might be a 3-Day Crew Member | The 3-Day Blog

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