It’s true that the majority of Susan G. Komen 3-Day® participants are women, but the Komen 3-Day is no “girls only” club. In fact, some of the most dedicated 3-Day® participants are men, and being a dude in our pink world has its advantages.
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You never have an issue fitting 3 days worth of stuff into a 35-pound bag.
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It’s perfectly acceptable to talk about boobs without getting slapped.
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If you offer a free foot rub, you’ll have a line of women begging you for one.
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There is nothing you could possibly do that would make you seem “unmanly.” Even this.
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Where else can you spend two nights sleeping next to hundreds of women and not get in trouble with your wife?
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You never have to wait in line for the shower.
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You are the only ones who know what that “special sink” in the porta-potties is for.
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You can try out great new pick-up lines like, “Come to this pit stop often?” and “Know any good groin stretches?”
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This.
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Everyone wants to dance with you on Saturday night.
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Hours of conversation with women gives you priceless (and sometimes scary) insight into the female mind.
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You’ve always wondered what it felt like to wear a bra, and the 3-Day is a safe place for you to explore.
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Dr. Sheri looks up to you. Literally.
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You can finally feel safe talking about your favorite Real Housewife without your buddies finding out.
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A photo of you on the 3-Day will look great on your online dating profile.
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Chicks dig guys in pink.
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Breast cancer is a men’s issue too, and when a cure is found, you’ll know you were part of it.
For help with this list, we got some very entertaining input and ideas from a few gentlemen who have seen it all on the 3-Day. Each of these fellas has walked the entire 3-Day series in a single year:
Additional input came courtesy of 2012 walker Chris K.
Thanks for the ideas, guys!
Did we forget anything? Let us know in Comments!
Hilarious! #17 is most definitely our favorite!
Awesome! Thanks for remembering us guys!
How could we forget? 🙂
Agreed!
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