You hear a lot of things on the Susan G. Komen 3-Day®, but we’d bet our fanny packs that there are some things you’ll never hear a Komen 3-Day walker say.

• “Pink isn’t really my color.”
• “No thanks, I think I’ve had too many grahamwiches already.”
• “I haven’t needed to pee for like 6 hours!”
• “I wish the crew was more helpful and spirited.”
• “I just walk, ya know. I don’t really even pay attention to how far I have left to go.”
• “Nah, we don’t need a picture of that.”
• “Oh, are the local bike cops here? I hadn’t noticed.”
• “That cheering station was way too loud.”
• “Woo! That hill was AWESOME! How long till the next one?”
• “Mac n’ cheese? Pass.”
• “I just love how everyone’s wardrobe choices are so reserved.”
• “Why is that man wearing a bra? That’s just weird.”
• “Why is that motorcycle wearing a bra? That’s just weird.”
• “I think I have too many pins.”
• “I know we’re stopped at a light, but I really don’t feel like I need to stretch.”
• “Tell you my story? Sorry, I don’t really like talking to strangers.”
• “It’s too bad no one ever comes up with any clever team names or t-shirt slogans.”
• “The 3-Day? Eh, it was okay, but I should’ve just stayed home.”